Me: I'm going to throw the best party.
Daniel: For your pony?
Me: Obviously. We'll play party games.
Daniel: What kind of party games?
Me: Twister is a good, fun party game.
Daniel: How is a pony going to play Twister? That's not even physically possible!
Me: I'll practice with him.
Daniel: No. It's not physically possible.
Me: He'll get it, don't worry.
Daniel: I don't think you get that it's not physically possible.
Me: My pony is going to be a Twister champion.
Me: You're just a pony hater.