Tomorrow is the day to give thanks, so in order to
celebrate, here is a list of totally relevant awesome things I am thankful for:
1.
My cat’s belly – It hangs precariously low to
the floor, but on those chilly winter nights when she sits on me, it provides
all the extra fat heat I need.
2.
Bacon – Because it’s so darn bacon-y.
3.
Black unicorns – Don’t tell me they don’t exist.
I’m sure they’re out there somewhere, and when I find one, I will tame it like
the Na’vi people did to those dragon thingies in Avatar.
4.
Vietnamese sandwiches – Jesus probably makes
them with his bare hands. I am about 99% sure of this.
5.
My Harry Potter blanket – I can be warm and
stylish at the same time.
6.
Candles – When I light them, they make me feel
fancy, and suddenly I feel like I should be hurriedly writing a manuscript in
calligraphy.
7.
Faux taxidermy heads – They’re cool and free of
animal cruelty.
8.
The internet – Where else am I going to post
this stuff?
